Attention: Dangerous Virus Spreading Quickly

Attention America: There is a dangerous infection that is spreading throughout the country, and possibly the world. Its symptoms include the desire to listen to MAN MAN constantly, feeling feverish at the mention of MAN MAN, and uncontrollable hand gestures as if you were playing instruments while listening to MAN MAN. It is not uncommon to sing loudly until you lose your voice, or drive all your friends away. This infection travels through the air into the ear canals, directly affecting your BRAIN. If you have been exposed to MAN MAN and have not experienced these symptoms, visit the doctor IMMEDIATELY as you are probably dead. There is no known cure, and some individuals have noticed more pronounced symptoms after seeing MAN MAN play live. In one case study, after seeing MAN MAN live in Atlanta, one man returned home and infected his sibling. She now feels compelled to see MAN MAN live in Orlando, October 26th, and is attempting to spread this illness to everyone she comes into contact with. The effects of prolonged infection are unknown and still under investigation. If you have been infected, please contact Sister-man immediately. If you are not infected, please contact Sister-man immediately or go to http://www.wearemanman.com/